0.5$ contest- best story

So, I've just got paid by the forum so I've thought why shouldn't I also be nice and give the members something.
here's how you can win this, the contest is about the funny life stories
if something funny has happened to you post it below and i'll pick the winner tomorrow,
The winner is the person with the funnies story. I'll pick the winner, @admin can help choose if he wants.
Rules:
1. It has to be funny
2. it has to be your real life story (copying is forbidden)
here's my story: When I was young i went to my grandfathers farm and helped him around the chores. everything was finished we only had to put the hay on the hayrick.
I asked my grandfather if I could help, he approved. I got on the hayrick and started walking on it to squish the hay. My leg got itchy and i started scratching it, and while doing that i slipped and fell off the hayrick and landed on my teeth. well funniest thing is that nothing was broken except all my front teeth, good thing that I was a child so those weren't my permanent teeth. i woke up 4 hours later looking like a total half-teeth idiot.
lesson: When falling form a 5 meter haystack always land on your teeth

You sure are generous circis. Giving the money you earned.

This is so kind and generous from you!

Thank you! :<3:

Should be a real story? Or can made up one?

Zina Salvor wrote:
Should be a real story? Or can made up one?

what part of real life story is fake?
ofcourse it has to be real

circis wrote:

Zina Salvor wrote:
Should be a real story? Or can made up one?

what part of real life story is fake?
ofcourse it has to be real

Haha, yeah, you are right, sorry

Just, i could make lots of interesting stories than never happened..

Sounds like you had one boring life.

uhm i am too young to have interesting life stories..

jordancrid wrote:
Nope. I am too young.

Live your life while you're young
And besides my life is crazy i could talk about life stories for the next 5 hours
And i'm also young
How i used to love carrying buckets of coal when i was a kid or how i accidentally made a virus which broke the computer repair shop or how i ate rotten meat and shitted my pants in school the next day or how i came to school wanting to get three 5's(A in USA- 5 in Bosnia) and ended up with three 1's(1 in Bosnia-F in USA), and many more
p.s these were all stories while i was under 10 years old

circis wrote:how i ate rotten meat and shitted my pants in school the next day

Hahahahaha

circis wrote:Sounds like you had one boring life.

I am too young, too

umping this i want some good fun stories

contest is longer by 1 day
i won't choose the winner if the contest has only 1 entry

Here's my story.
When I was 10, My school had taken us to out. The place we had camped was kinda hilly so we went downhill to play soccer. There was a pond there and the guys who were not playing said that there were lot's of fishes there and we went to see. I also went to see it but as I got near the pond due to the slippery things, my foot slipped and I fell on the pond. It was embarassing like hell.

Even though I fell, that day was quite fun, we were trying to catch fishes barehandedly all day and nobody caught a damn fish(too slippery).

Moral: Approach a pond carefully and take a fishing rod/net?

molabee wrote:Here's my story.
When I was 10, My school had taken us to out. The place we had camped was kinda hilly so we went downhill to play soccer. There was a pond there and the guys who were not playing said that there were lot's of fishes there and we went to see. I also went to see it but as I got near the pond due to the slippery things, my foot slipped and I fell on the pond. It was embarassing like hell.

Even though I fell, that day was quite fun, we were trying to catch fishes barehandedly all day and nobody caught a damn fish(too slippery).

Moral: Approach a pond carefully and take a fishing rod/net?

How fun, I remember the time i was walking to music school to learn accordion
while i was walking and singing i fell into a sewer (only half of the body) in the middle of the day, everyone was laughing at me and i was wet like a fish, but i had to go to the class well i was drying my shoes and socks on the heater in the class room .-.
(i wanted to dry my pants also but it wouldn't be weary normal to walk in the class half naked[oh yea and it was winter])

moral of the story: improvisation

that reminds me i'm going to hold the contest until there's at least 10 entries
picking from only 2 isn't fun

circis wrote:

molabee wrote:Here's my story.
When I was 10, My school had taken us to out. The place we had camped was kinda hilly so we went downhill to play soccer. There was a pond there and the guys who were not playing said that there were lot's of fishes there and we went to see. I also went to see it but as I got near the pond due to the slippery things, my foot slipped and I fell on the pond. It was embarassing like hell.

Even though I fell, that day was quite fun, we were trying to catch fishes barehandedly all day and nobody caught a damn fish(too slippery).

Moral: Approach a pond carefully and take a fishing rod/net?

How fun, I remember the time i was walking to music school to learn accordion
while i was walking and singing i fell into a sewer (only half of the body) in the middle of the day, everyone was laughing at me and i was wet like a fish, but i had to go to the class well i was drying my shoes and socks on the heater in the class room .-.
(i wanted to dry my pants also but it wouldn't be weary normal to walk in the class half naked[oh yea and it was winter])

moral of the story: improvisation

that reminds me i'm going to hold the contest until there's at least 10 entries
picking from only 2 isn't fun

I posted here to share this. I'm not interested in winning since I don't have paypal.

Here's my story: One time in 4th grade it was picture day and we were in chorus. Everyone was singing and then all of a sudden the boy next to me just threw up and some of it got on me. I remember it was really gross. There was a piece of lettuce in it.. YUK My pink picture day dress got ruined but luckily we took our pictures before. Then I had to change and go home in clothes from the nurse. Not to mention they were really big and practically fallign off.

I actually just thought of another. One time when I was little my friends and I were on a hill in front of my house near these Juniper bushes. We played a game where we spun around and I got so dizzy that I fell down the hill into the bushes. Then, I got an allergic reaction from the bushes! I had red dots all over my body :(

Heres my story
I am 12 yrs old when I learn about tweaking and to have knowledge about the computer
One time i just read an article that it its okay to have dual os. So I have low knowledge about the tweaking part or complex procedures I do not know thaty pc is OEM as I proceed to dual booting

When the procedures are successfully result I take a rest without knowing that my brother is there watching on me . When I take a nap he install a broken screen screensaver and set on it
He leave with an evil laught on his face when a wake I just shock on what is happening to my monitor Im feel sad about my monitor . I was shouting and murmuring to my self. When I try to move on the mouse the broken screen disappeared and Im just laughing alll by my self and that is my story.

Moral
Never leave your computer on and your accounts are still logging in and also dont just lose hope when there will be bad happens to your computer or parts of your computer. Second dont be overreacted because of my over reacting it was just a spoof or a funny thing that leads me to laughing all by my self when I discovered that it was just a prank.

nice story @molabee ,
since i didn't interested to write a story here, hope someone win it :)
good luck :)

feelmylove wrote:nice story @molabee ,
since i didn't interested to write a story here, hope someone win it :)
good luck :)

Thanks, When I think about it, It gives me nostalgia.